Author Persona: Penny

Penny shows up fully ~ impeccably organized, apparently holding it all together, and secretly one spilled smoothie from a complete breakdown. She is the “everything is fine” post written from inside a tornado, laughing at her own disasters before anyone else can. Her superpower is maintaining dignity approximately 60% of the time.

  • Fab Mom Unfiltered

    Fab Mom Unfiltered is the school-pickup contact sport, the birthday cake that was perfect right up until it wasn’t, and the seventeen open tabs that are not helping. Penny walks the phases (infant chaos, toddler diplomacy, tween negotiation, teenage cold war) with warmth, speed, and the hard-won knowledge that dignity is a part-time gig.

    For every parent who has smiled through a meltdown (their own), this one’s for you.