Every fire station has that guy. At Sean Malone’s station, that guy is somehow Sean Malone ~ a man who turned the kitchen into a slip-n-slide, feuded with a hose that clearly started it, and became accidental influencer content mid-shift.
Fire Drill collects the incident reports they don’t frame on the wall: the Malone Method in all its confident, catastrophically wrong glory, official-sounding safety assessments that collapse in real time, and the crew that keeps saving him anyway. Gravity has a vendetta. Sean has a book deal.