The brochure promised paradise. The brochure did not mention the rooster with a personal vendetta, the all-inclusive resort where nothing is included, or the jellyfish who joined the group unannounced.
Tan Lines & Cocktails follows Makaio through arrival chaos, beach-day physics, tourist-level attempts at local activities, and a bar crawl that starts as an itinerary and ends as folklore. Twelve chapters, eleven interactive detours, three interludes, zero useful travel advice ~ exactly as intended.